Dear future boyfriend,

KUNG SINO KA MAN!

I noticed that people are getting craftier with their pet names for their special someone. Some friends are being too cheesy. Gone are the days of honey, sweetheart, love, mahal, mommy/daddy, and all those traditional pet names.

My friends and the guys I date(d) all know I call my boys “babe” or “baby” for uniformity. Sometimes, I use it to make lambing and sometimes just to spite or make fun of the guy. 😛

But I’d have to call you something else, right? Because you’re not just one of those boys. You’re special. NAKS!

I shall call you “Polar Brrr.” And you’re required to call me “Polar Brrr” too, ok? Bawal pumalag. Polar bears are cute and cuddly from afar. Like when you’re continents away from it. But are actually very vicious and blood thirsty. Rawrrr!

I know I don’t look cute and cuddly, but I’d like to think I’m pleasing to the eyes, yes? And I have been told I’m malambing when in a relationship. But the real Ria, the one you don’t want to bring out, is far more violent and scary than it seems. So I’m kinda like a Polar bear. My gaming handles are actually Polar and Queen Polar so I like this petname kaya wag ka nang pumalag.

And yes, we’ll call each other “Polar Brrr” when we write cheesy or annoyed status messages or wall posts. We will even have a Polar Brrrs photo album on FB (or whatever is the hottest social networking site of the moment) and maybe a Polar Brrrs blog. We’ll do cheesy poses and stuff together and be proud about it, too.

I’m thinking maybe a custom made Polar Brrrs couple shirt might be too much, but then again, cheesiness seem to be the in thing and we want to be in, right?

And oh, we absolutely have to do Kim Sam Soon‘s Seven Things to Do When You’re In a Relationship.

Mwah!

Meantime, ingat ka palagi and be a good boy. 😉

Love you always,

Your Polar Brrr Ria

PS You have to thank Angie Z for this. My original idea was Panda Bear but Polar Brrr is sooo much better.