This is in response to my dear Kring’s EPIC Alam Mong Sikat Ka Kung post. Hindi ko ALAM na sikat ako… FEELING ko lang sikat ako.
Let’s assess…
- I dun have a Fan Page, except for my FB Fan Page with less than 100 fans that my cousin made for me. And I think half of the fans are my relatives. AWTS.
- I do have haters. Online. And offline. It’s supposed to be a sad thing, really. But then again, at least I have people wasting their time and energy spewing out lies and venom against me. Masyado silang bored, I think.
- Errr… I have never been invited to guest in a TV show, not even in a radio show. 🙁 But I was interviewed by Inquirer once. And I have a video to prove it. But I wasn’t paid any TF. FAIL! But waiiit… I’m invited to events and poker tournaments and shiz… with TF yun. Does that count?
- Wala akong billboard. But I dream to have one someday. Ilusyonada!
- Googleable naman yata ako. Pag nag type ka ng “ria j” lalabas ang “ria jose.” And it has 4,200,000 results. Pero when you type “ma,” “maguindanao massacre” ang lalabas.
- Errr… tamad ako mag-commute.
- Wala akong fanfic.
- Hindi pinapagaya ng mga tao ang haristyle ko. Pero a lot of people keep asking where I buy my clothes and whether they can buy them from me. Half point for this??? 🙂
- Feeling ko lang prominent alumni ako. Feeling ko lang.
- I don’t have Parazzi photos YET. Paging friendships who work at Parazzi, have a staff member stalk me. NOW NA! (Btw, even before that became SNN’s catchphrase I have been using that for a long time na.)
- Minsan OO, I am paid to attend events and do chever chever to add glitter to the event. KIDDING! But I am paid to attend poker tournaments. 😛
- I don’t have an impersonator yet.
- Wala pang sumusuot ng pagmumukha ko.
- I don’t have merchandise either.
- Maraming Maria Jose sa FB. But they just happen to have the same name as mine. BTW, there’s a sexy Mexican singer with same name as mine.
- Nobody has done a thesis on me. But I receive inquiries regarding theses on blogging and new media eklavu.
- Never pa akong nagkaka-traffic violation. Dahil di ako marunong mag-drive. OUCH! LOOOOOSER!
- Walang pang anything na pinapangalan sa akin. 🙁
So that brings to a total of… 3! FAIL! So, the title of this post is right… coz I’m not sikat. Feeling ko lang. Kayo? Sikat ba kayo?
AANHIN ANG KASIKATAN KUNG IKAW AY MAYAMAN.
WAHAHAHAHAH!!
Thanks for this, Ria! Funneh shet!
you never cease to amaze me gurl.. very orig 🙂
KRINGY! You, my dear, are ZIKAT!
Nik, thanksie! 🙂
Seriously, I think you are popular and in your own way, influential. Hmmm….with the dancing classes and everything, probably the next sweet, sexy thing to watch out for. Hehe.
About the haters, I think some of the lousy bunch just don’t know you personally. Maybe you don’t look too approachable and talagang malakas ang dating mo.