Maria Jose on the Cover of Maxim

This Bing hoopla has got me curious so I visited the site and did a vanity search. Presenting Maria Jose on Maxim... I is hot and sexeh, yes? Unfortunately, that's not me. LOL! Obviously! I'm hotter and sexier than that. Ang pumalag pangit. :P There's too many Maria Jose's in the world and I'm glad at least two of us are hawt. On the other hand, 9 out of the top 10 search results for "Ria Jose" yielded links to me, my blogs, or my social networking profiles. YEY TO ME! How's your Bing vanity search going?

Ria and Kevin Part 2

Night 1. Ria seated beside a guy friend. Kevin: (Pointing to guy friend.) Who? Boyfriend?! Ria: No. Friend. Night 2. Ria seated beside another guy friend. Kevin: (Pointing to guy friend again.) Who? New boyfriend?! Ria: No. Friend again. Kevin: Why you different boyfriend every night? Ria: Kunyyang!* Kevin: You no different boyfriend every night. Ria: Weh?** Kevin: Me selos. Me your boyfriend! ANOOO DAW?! Kala ko ba pangit ako?!!! *Kunyang = Just because. Nothing. Wala lang. **Weh? = Why?