The past two nights, I had dinners with my two sets of relatives. Both times, my boobies were one (or two) of the topics of discussion.
Monday night I had dinner with my maternal relatives:
Aunt: Breastfeeding is hard and sometimes painful.
Cousin: Yes. Your boobs become bigger and it sometimes becomes as hard and heavy as cement.
Cousin: Sometimes the milk spurts out.
Aunt: NAKU! Ria, you will have a hard time. Your boobs are sooo big, it will become even bigger.
Cousin: YES!
Aunt: It will get really big, and hard and painful.
Tuesday night with the paternal relatives:
Cousin 1: Your pictures online show too much cleavage!
Cousin 2: Yes. Cousin 3 (who is abroad) keeps on buzzing me on YM coz of those photos.
Ria: WHICH PHOTOS?!
Cousin 1: All of it. On Multiply, Friendster and your blogs.
Cousin 2: Puro ka cleavage! (You’re all cleavage!) BOOBS! BOOBS! BOOBS!
And last week:
Guy Friend: Ate Ria, I think you lost weight.
Ria: Really?
Guy Friend: Your face is smaller. But your boobs are still big.
Another:
Ria: Are my boobs really that big?
Guy Friends: YES!
Ria: Even if I’m fat, it’s noticeable?
Guy Friends: YES!
(EDIT) This part inspired by Nan’s comment:
Aerobics instructor in college: Girls, you are required to buy and wear a sports bra during our sessions. There are many kinds of sports bras in department stores and other shops. Who has Cup C breasts?
Ria: (looks around and sees nobody raises their hand so she doesn’t raise her hand either)
Instructor: None? Good! Because there are no Cup C sports bras that are sold in the Philippines.
Ria: WHAT THE F*CK!
At a department store:
Ria: You have any minimizer bras?
Saleslady: What size?
Ria: 42C*
Saleslady: We only have minimizer bras for size 36C.
*This was when I was super fat.
So my mom bought me two from abroad:
Friend: You’re boobs are really big, no?
Ria: I’m wearing a minimizer bra.
TOTAL FAIL!
OOOOKAY! Maybe I should just like wear turtle necks or super loose shirts, right???
Or maybe I should have these thingies reduced. It’s causing unwanted attention plus there’s not too many styles and cuts I can wear without looking slutty.
Tsk. It’s not so bad. Let them ogle. So what.
You know, even if you wore a feather boa, you still won’t pass as slutty, my friend. LOL. Your boobs are fine no! Maybe its the type of bra you’re wearing?
Good thing my boobs aren’t big enough for discussions *lol*
ignore the comments LOL
“Good thing my boobs aren’t big enough for discussions *lol*”
But my boobs are. 🙁
I hate it when people talk about my boobs. Good thing they don’t squirt milk. I think.
@TBG and Otep – I feel violated sometimes. Hehe…
@Poyt – THANKS! On Saturday we partey with our boobage! I shall wear a boa feather.
@Miss Dre – HEHE!
@Pau and @Ade – APIR!
if it doesnt pose any health risks, i’d say, leave it as it is. some women need to go under the knife just to get artificial implants. you’re a natural. 😉 just don’t let it get in the way of self-confidence.
cheers !
i believe sport bras help a lot
IM A FUCKING CUP A.
Dear Ria,
penge ng boobs. ilu.
Kthnkbi
Kring
I am a big fan of boobs.
Just sayin.
ai naku ria, totally ignore those comments na lang. it’s not your fault you’re blessed in that department, among others 🙂
i would say bawas if it really hurts you physically. otherwise, minimizer then flaunt the rest 🙂
“OOOOKAY! Maybe I should just like wear turtle necks or super loose shirts, right???”
These will make them look a lot bigger. Try wearing clothes that will draw attention to your shoulders instead. 😉
As long as they’re natural they should be good. I can’t believe I made a comment on this topic. Nice post.
Hmmm… my take… if you have it, flaunt it! Or donate some to me teehee 🙂
Wear 4-inch shoulder pads to redirect attention.
wow. cup C? palit na lang tayo. lol.
don’t. you’re lucky..
but if it bothers you, maybe you can share some to us! hahaha damn.. dream of the possibilities if that was technologically possible..
nice post! 🙂