While I was busy working online earlier tonight, a stranger started bugging me online.

Here’s a bridged/edited version of our chat…

S(tranger): Hi! I don’t know how to play DotA online.
RJ: Go to GG Game: http://www.gg-game.com, download the GG Client, install, register, run the client, enter a room, then join a game.
S: Where do I download?
RJ: Thinks WTF?! Is he blind???

The website I directed him to looks like this…

RJ: There’s a download link on the site.
S: Where?
RJ: {RAWRRR!} Go to this link: http://www.gg-game.com/download.html
S: What version do I download?
RJ: {GRRR!}

Here were his options…

RJ: International version.
S: {Finished downloading.} Do I just run the program?
RJ: No. You have to install it, then register, then run the program, enter a room, and join a game.
S: Nobody is creating a game.
RJ: {Fed up with stupid questions and ignores the stranger. RAWRRR!}