Last Saturday, the BoyzTrek (BT) boys and Mayang (their official muse) invited me to join their inuman session. The invitation actually came days before. And eventhough my SJL Boys were asking me to go out with them that same night, I went out with the BT Boys instead. As I was too drunk to remember everything that happened that night… here are just bits and pieces of what I remember…

1) Me: Burnz, I’ll skip this round.
Burnz: Ok.
Rioren upon receiving his shot: Ria, salo mo ako.
ANUH? Tama daw na guy magpapasalo ng shot sa girl.

2) Somebody gave away his number to a gay guy who was obviously flirting with him.

3) I saw my cousin Brian’s friends. They invited me to join them. They said Brian just left to go do something (ANO KAYA YUN?) and that his younger sister, Mae was in the area.

4) Coincidentally, my SJL Boys: Shad, Aiwem, Royce (with gf Em), and Brylle were also there.

5) And the Sequel Sta Ana (SSA) boys Talong (yup, that’s his nickname), and BJ were also there. According to them, SSA has two teams ready to join the tournament circuit once again.

6) Me throwing a bit of a tantrum and calling angrily at a guy because he was stupid enough not to know how to load his Sun phone.

7) Me calling my cousin Gwing so Ding can talk to her. Burnz momentarily snatched the phone away from Ding so Ding could take his shot.

8 ) Mayang giving me a shot of Margarita (my favorite). Ren then got curious and asked to have his own shot.

9) Me warning Ding not to do anything stupid (with regards to Gwing) or else he will suffer a fate worse than death.

10) Ding trying to coerce a drunk Ren to admit that Ding is needed by CORPO. Me coaching Ren to say the right things.

11) Top coercing me to order pulutan. When the pulutan arrived, Top was gone. Ren ate most of it. When Top returned, no more na.

12) Me: Ren, I wanna go to the SJL Boys, samahan mo ako.
Re: I can’t stand up anymore.

13) Jun Macarambom was there with a date.

14) The SJL Boys chided me hanging out with the BT Boys.

15) Me worrying that I will not be able to wake up for my 9 am meeting.

16) Ren asking me if anybody has even puked at Wheels n More Drive.

17) A catfight erupted.

18 ) Mayang’s gay friends, led by Papo, sang and danced. Notable of which were their Dream Girls number.

19) Mayang asking me if I also dance. Me telling her that I do, part of me wanted to get up and dance. Buti na lang there was a bit of sanity left in me.

20) Shad poking fun at my “boobs”. BT boys pretending to have never noticed my boobs. Seriously, if you’re gonna tell me you never noticed my boobs… say it to my face, and not while trying to avoid staring at my boobs. BT boys asking me if I had white underarms. And I do. 😛

21) Shad taking part in our pulutan but never taking a shot.

22) Aiwem and I finally having some semblance of a friendship (I was too drunk I think). Uyyy… bati na tayo?

23) Brylle sending me SMS messages, asking me if I will treat the SJL Boys. He arrived already drunk.

24) BT Boys asking about the Kidapawan teams.

25) Ren, forgetting the name of the other girl we were teasing him with. Jay also forgot. After a day, naaalala ko na… Millet and DIDAY!!!

26) A group of elderly drunk guys thought I was alone and told me to sit with them. ANUH? Sorry… di ako ganun. Besides, I haven’t drunk a single drop at that point. 😛

27) The guys asking me to interview Memel, Bong, and others that I forgot na.

28 ) SJL Boys asking me to stay with them. Emote and drama na pud mga buang… but I couldn’t coz of the early meeting I had to attend on Sunday morning.

29) Somebody (I forgot who) telling us, that yes… _________ (somebody not me, definitely!) is still a virgin. LOL! Yan kasi… di ka sumama.

Dami kwento about kay Ren… yan kasi tumabi siya sa akin! Tapos weak pala… Mas maaga pa umuwi sa akin.

Sa mga nandun: Ren, Jay, Adi, Badz, Top, Cocoy, Ren, Burnz, Ding, Subang and Mary, Mayang, Joyce and their other friends, Papo and his fabulous dream girls, TY! Sa SJL Boys… yan kasi… wag kayo mang-indyan… 😛

Til next time boys and girls… ala naman yatang incriminating dito eh…