For more than two weeks now, this bruise on my left upper arm have been eliciting questions regarding my non-existent girlfriend-beating boyfriend.

The truth is… it’s a product of a combination of sheer stupidity and anger. I was angrily getting out of Sequel Sta Ana when I opened the swinging door and it closed the handle hitting my arm in the process. Huhu! Masakit yun ha…

Here’s another look: