DoTA Trash Talk

Ok, so I am a DoTA Addict. In Sequel Juan Luna branch (where I almost live), one of the fun parts of playing is the trashtalking. It’s fun especially if the S Boys (as we call the tambays there) play against each other because the trashtalking gets really funny. Here’s some trashtalking stuff I picked up (and some I “invented”) while playing:

1) BOGO (bisayan for bobo / stupid)

2) Killed by a girl? – MWAHAHA!

3) Lost to a girl?

4) Quitters bayot (Quitters are gay!)

5) Roshan ka? (Are you Roshan?) or Pa-Roshan-Roshan (Acting like Roshan) – for stupid people who go into combat against much stronger heroes

6) First time mo? (Is is your first time?) – for players who seem to not know how to use their hero (eg Pudge who doesn’t know how to hook)

7) Creeps ka? (Are your part of the creeps?) or Kabarkada ka ng creeps (Your a friend of the creeps) – for players who are weak or don’t contribute much to their team

8 ) LOUSY!

9) WEAK!

10) Kilalanin niyo kinakalaban/hinahamon niyo. Baka umuwi kayong luhaan. (Know the people you are challenging/playing against. You might go home crying.) – for people who initiate trashtalking or for arrogant new players in the place where we play.

11) Girl ka rin? (Are you also a girl?)

12) Wawa you – Poor you!

13) How sad.

14) Poor you, your happiness depends on a game. – for if I lose

15) Are you happy you won against a (/two/three) girls?

16) Naghikog mo? (Are you trying to kill yourselves?)

17) Tom Cruise ka? (Are you Tom Cruise?) – for stupid people who unsuccessfully go on backdoor “missions”

18 ) It takes 2 (3, 4 or 5) to kill me.

19) Can’t kill a girl?

20) Oh, is that a big L on your forehead?

21) Nakasabot! (He/they understand!) – for when somebody from the other team quits after a good push by our team

22) Yan ang push niyo? (Is that how you push?)

23) Inggit naman ako sa items mo. (I’m jealous of your items.) – sarcastically, for fools who don’t have good items

24) Fastfood! – for players who are often killed

25) Godliked! – for players who have 9 deaths or more

26) ASANESS!!!

27) Don’t kill me, I’ll give you one digit of my phone number. – HAHA!!!

(lifted from my reply in a thread in DotaStrategy.com) 😀

0 thoughts on “DoTA Trash Talk

  1. Its nice to know your insulting your own gender when you say are you happy you won against a girl like being female automatically puts you at a disadvantage. I never knew the Y chromosome automatically gave guys a boost in gaming skills.

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