My Kuya is My Pimp

One of the major reasons why I don't have a boyfriend or date a lot of guys publicly (LOL!) is because my Kuya, along with most of my other maternal relatives, are judgmental and have way too many requirements for a potential bf. So I dated a guy last week and I made chika to Kuya about it, here's a geist of our chat: Ria: I'm dating this lawyer guy. Kuya: What does he look like? Ria: Average. Kuya: How about dats? (Dats is short for datung or money.) Ria: Heller! He's a lawyer? Kuya: Are you sure he's not poor? Mahirap na kung poor. LOL! Ria: He has cars and he's going to *somewhere expensive* next month. Kuya: Ah, ok. Boto ako dyan! LOLS! Seriously though, I won't ever date a guy again, if he doesn't have my Kuya's and Gwing's votes. It's just easier that way. Plus, I know they judge guys better than I do. They did hate my ex after all. They are tough judges, and I know they won't like just anybody for me. Gwing, for one, wants a nice guy for me. Somebody who's not a two timer, and would treat me nicely. Kuya…

A Memo to My Exes

Granted I only have one official ex, I think I have enough ex-boylets, ex-suitors, and ex-pseudobfs to make this memo. Anyway... If you have as much as showed or expressed interest in me, you are now required to date only hot chicks or at least those who are prettier or smarter than me (IQ should be 120 and above). Otherwise, you will only give me a reason to applaud my wise decision not to be with you anymore, and laugh at your sorry pathetic ass. I'm not as hot as I make myself to be, so you know... shouldn't be too hard to find somebody more attractive or hotter than I am. I know I have ginormous boobies and a lot of junk in my trunk, so I'll give you guys a free pass and allow you to date less curvaceous girls. But please let them be more attractive than me. Well, most of you exes are ugly anyway, so I guess it might be harder for you to find somebody more attractive than me. Tough luck! And she must be smart, noh? I mean you didn't dump/stop dating/stop courting me just to be with or replace me with an…

From Friends to…

Sometimes you think you have chemistry with a person but when the relationship develops from friendship to more than friendship... WEIRD LANG! People always say the best relationships are found or starts out with friendship. There's this guy you see... we've been friends for months and I have been quite closey-closey to him thinking he wasn't and wouldn't be interested in something more. But lately... things have been different. I don't usually read between the lines or assume things but this one's different. I know, definitely know, he's interested. And it's weirding me out. We've been fine, very much ok, more than fine as friends, as buddies. Bakit kasi eh... I really don't get how we got from there to here, from being friends to this awkward place we're in right now. My friend is saying it must be my weight loss. (unsure) Maybe I am not really mature when it comes to these things. You see... I'm the kind of girl who categorizes guys. On this corner are my guy friends. If you get close enough to me, you are a close guy friend with whom I will probably never have any romantic eklavus with. And on the other…

You Changed My Life

My cousin asked me to blog so here goes... The title suggests I watched the John Lloyd - Sarah movie. I did. And I can't think of a more creative title for this post. So... Whatever! I watched the movie coz 1) I love John Lloyd, 2) my bestfriend who idolizes Robin Padilla loves the movie so I got intrigued, and 3) I wanted to feel kilig even for just an hour or so. The movie is good and lives up to expectations. I don't get why it got an A though. The story is good, the lines were memorable, the direction, cinematography, and editing were ok. John Lloyd was adorable. He was cute, lovable, and made me believe he is all in love but confused and desired to please his family. He was good but there's nothing new or shocking to his performance. Sarah is surprisingly good. I didn't watch the first movie so her acting kinda shocked me. Her Laida is miles away from her Bituing Walang Ningning character (which I liked) but she delivered. Me thinks she can act well. The rest of the cast were good as well. Even the Laguna factory workers. What I really…

When Is Enough Enough?

I've heard and been witness to some bizarre and convoluted love stories, and have even been part of a few. I have witness how hearts have been crushed to bits and how some stories do have happy endings. One thing I've learned about life and love is knowing when to say no, when to quit, when to realize that something is too much. In poker, it's knowing when to fold. I've had a friend who tried, for the longest time, in weird and sweet ways, to catch the attention of a girl. He even studied hard and worked really hard just to be on the honor roll so the girl would notice him. He graduated as one of the top ten in the batch, but he didn't get the girl. He loved the girl so much that when his mother told him there are many other fish in the sea (tired cliche, I know), he told her "but *insert girl's name* is the only girl I want." Poor guy didn't know how to quit, and he suffered for it. And then there's this cousin of mine, who after years with being with her first boyfriend, broke up with him. Fact…

Guys Without Balls

Yes, I know my dear Kringy already wrote about this, but I want to lash out today so here goes... I know I'm not the typical sweet subservient girly girl that guys would love to have but hey... I have qualities that guys with balls of steel would be lucky to have. I'm independent (NOT CLINGY or NEEDY), earn my own money, enjoy things that guys enjoy, smart (according to my HS IQ result), not the jealous type, and look decent (ie NOT FUGLY) with big boobs. But apparently, I attract GWB. In HS, there was a guy who toyed with my feelings but ended up with the girl who everyone wanted for him. Another guy didn't pursue me coz he thought I was better off with another guy. That other guy didn't like commitments. I pretty much kept to myself in college. Thus, nothing. After college,... guy who suddenly vanished into nowhere and reappears armed with charms every now and then guy who got back together with his "ex" because "wala na akong magawa" guy who does drugs and says inappropriate things every now and then guy who cannot get out of his on and off relationship guy I…