Before He Cheats by Carrie Underwood Right now he's probably slow dancing with a bleached-blond tramp, and she's probably getting frisky. right now he's probably buying her some fruity little drink cause she can't shoot whiskey. right now, he's probably up behind her with a pool-stick, showing her how to shoot a combo and he don't know... I dug my key into the side of his pretty little suped up 4 wheel drive, carved my name into his leather seats. I took a louisville slugger to both head lights, slashed a hole in all 4 tires. maybe next time he'll think before he cheats. right now, she's probably up singing some white-trash version of Shania karaoke.. right now, she's probably saying "I'm drunk" and he's thinking that he's gonna lucky, right now, he's probably dabbing on 3 dollars worth of that bathroom polo. and he don't know... That I dug my key into the side of his pretty little suped up 4 wheel drive, carved my name into his leather seat... I took a louisville slugger to both head lights, slashed a hole in all 4 tires... maybe next time he'll think before he cheats. I might've saved a little…