While I was busy working online earlier tonight, a stranger started bugging me online. Here's a bridged/edited version of our chat... S(tranger): Hi! I don't know how to play DotA online. RJ: Go to GG Game: http://www.gg-game.com, download the GG Client, install, register, run the client, enter a room, then join a game. S: Where do I download? RJ: Thinks WTF?! Is he blind??? The website I directed him to looks like this... RJ: There's a download link on the site. S: Where? RJ: {RAWRRR!} Go to this link: http://www.gg-game.com/download.html S: What version do I download? RJ: {GRRR!} Here were his options... RJ: International version. S: {Finished downloading.} Do I just run the program? RJ: No. You have to install it, then register, then run the program, enter a room, and join a game. S: Nobody is creating a game. RJ: {Fed up with stupid questions and ignores the stranger. RAWRRR!}