Granted I only have one official ex, I think I have enough ex-boylets, ex-suitors, and ex-pseudobfs to make this memo. Anyway... If you have as much as showed or expressed interest in me, you are now required to date only hot chicks or at least those who are prettier or smarter than me (IQ should be 120 and above). Otherwise, you will only give me a reason to applaud my wise decision not to be with you anymore, and laugh at your sorry pathetic ass. I'm not as hot as I make myself to be, so you know... shouldn't be too hard to find somebody more attractive or hotter than I am. I know I have ginormous boobies and a lot of junk in my trunk, so I'll give you guys a free pass and allow you to date less curvaceous girls. But please let them be more attractive than me. Well, most of you exes are ugly anyway, so I guess it might be harder for you to find somebody more attractive than me. Tough luck! And she must be smart, noh? I mean you didn't dump/stop dating/stop courting me just to be with or replace me with an…