Before Top Lopez (of Team ChiLL and DC Clan) gave this kick-ass piece of dating advice, he gave the broken-hearted boys this tip: Win her over with a Puzzle Buy a 1,200 piece puzzle. This puzzle should be a puzzle of her favorite scenery or her favorite cartoon character. Build the puzzle. Ask your cousins, friends, and other people to help you complete the puzzle. Take out one of the pieces in the center of the puzzle. Frame the puzzle. Make sure the the frame can be dismantled without destroying the completed puzzle. Wrap the puzzle nicely.. Put the remaining piece in an envelope with a note saying this: Every piece of the puzzle is a piece of my life. This piece represents you. It is up to you to complete my life, or not. Give the puzzle and the note to the girl. HUZZAH! What's more romantic that emotional blackmail y'all?! LOL! PS To my future/potential boylets, bfs, papables, please do not even dare do this to or for me. KTHNXBAI!
Month: August 2008
A Letter to You
James, You have become the people you loathe so much. And it pains me so much that it has come to this. You can no longer be talked to, without you reeking of smugness and arrogance. Yes, I hope you read this and realize this is for you. I have a thousand things I'd like to say to you but I say everything because despite everything you've done, I still consider you as a friend. You've told me many times about how this one person is too proud and harsh, how he makes your life hell. Well, guess what, you've become like him. Harsh, too proud, and unwilling to listen to others. We've bashed this other person many times coz he thinks too highly of himself, and he wants to get credit and attention even id he doesn't deserve it. Know what, you have become him. You might not know it but people are starting to talk about you and how you have changed so much. Changed into somebody you despise. You talk as if you have achieved glory and success by yourself, with your hard work. You didn't and everybody knows it. You are so smug about what you…