Meet the Cousins

(A Warning to Shaun Ochia and other future manliligaws/nililigawan/bf/gf of my cousins)

More than a month ago, Ate Ina told us the chismis that she saw Luan, one of our more timid cousins, at the mall, with a guy… about to hold hands. WAAAAIT! ANO ITO?! We have never heard Luan talk about a manliligaw/boylet/boyfriend. Later that day, we had our Sunday dinner and Luan was grilled to death about Mr. Shaun Ochia. NYAHAHA!

Last Saturday, we were finally able to meet the mysterious Shaun when we played DotA together. Lucky him, we weren’t in our vicious mode YET. He might think we’re all nice and civil… well, we are. Or are we?

This serves as a warning from the Council of Cousins (THERE’S 25 of US!) who will hunt you down and make you suffer pag kumilos ka ng masama…

Meet the 4 active members of the Council…

GRAWRRR
Ria
Seems like a bitch… she can be at times. She will make your life hell if necessary.
Special skill: Information gathering


Andrew
Ang Kuya ng Bayan… silent, won’t bite unless you give him a reason to bite.
Special Skill: Tech specialist

SUKOL KA?
Marc
Youngest among 25… seems innocent and harmless.
Special Skill: Support

GRAWRRR!
Gwing
She once emasculated a guy into pieces. She’s vicious!
Special Skill: Public humiliation

In other words, behave properly or suffer the consequences. YUN LANG!

The rest are in Canada, USA, Manila, and those also in Davao City are busy. So the four above the the current council members in-charge of Ms. Ochia. HULOLZ!

We’re serious though… 😛

0 thoughts on “Meet the Cousins

  1. RAWR! sabi ko pa before kami dumating bah, “supladahan ko talaga yan siya bah, bantay lang yan siya..” tapos nung dumating kami, NVM! LETS PLAY DOTA! hahaha

  2. @P365D: I am? mwahahahaha.. I’m only like that to people who deserve it..:D

    @ria: uhm.. ah.. eh.. yes?:D just kidding, love you te lu..:D

  3. Gwing – Haha yeah, parang yung sa mga horror na film yung look? hehe

    Fitz – Hanuba! Acolyte yan healer 😀

    Nakita ko yung profile nung guy, I smell something fisht hehe 😉

  4. nakakatakot naman hahahaha. Pinsan mo pala si andrew. Gusto ko yung special skill ni Gwing hahaha.

  5. Hahahaha…

    This really should serve as a warning. Mr. Ochia I wish you all the luck. Teh cuzins are a cult so beware! But ya know if you manage to tickle their fancy you’re going to have loads of fun with them and maybe one day be knighted as another cuz.

    Teehee.

  6. natawa ako sa Special Skill: “Support”

    Tsaka si gwing pacute na galit pa yang pic niya..

    pag galit talaga yan nawawala ang mata..

  7. Somehow i missed the point. Probably lost in translation 🙂 Anyway … nice blog to visit.

    cheers, Lares.

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